"My downfall was trying to be a people pleaser."

"It was difficult to trust someone with such strange proportions and severe demeanor."

"He was polite but his breath was offensive."

"Sharon whimsically relived her childhood passions through outfits."

"I seem to only want to ruin an experience before it happens."

"I have the lowest expectations for heterosexual men, but turns out a lot of them are sweet."

"For my boyfriend, love is more a noun than a verb."

 

"Alcohol: It makes me nicer than I am before it makes me meaner than I am."

"No one tells you that you're unattractive...you just feel it."

"She mistook my interest in her dress for interest in her."

"America has still yet to embrace the fascinator."

"When called a 'snob', Johanna considered it a compliment."

 "The prettier the facade, the emptier the home."

"Why does proper posture feel so unnatural?"

"Your perfectionism is killing my creativity."

"Why am I seducing someone in whom I have no sexual interest? Practice, I guess..."

"My mother has always been a fashion victim but this new Lady Gaga phase is downright dangerous."

"Cynthia's whiskey-barreled bathing suit also doubled as a flotation device."

"I wouldn't call her a slut but she's been touched more than a second hand iPhone."

"His new work is like riding the fine line between profound and stupid."